Scissors
Nobody leave the room.
Everyone listen to me.
We had ten pairs of scissors at half-past two,
And now there's only three.
Severn pairs of scissors
Disappeared from site.
Not one of you leaves
Till we find them.
We can stop here all night!
Scissors don't lose themselves,
Melt away or explode.
Scissors have not got
Legs of their own
To go running off up the road.
We really need those scissors,
That's what makes me mad.
If it was seven pairs
Of children we'd lost,
It wouldn't be so bad.
I don't want to hear excuses.
Don't anyone speak.
Just ransack this room
Till we find them.
Or we'll stop here...all week!
Nobody leave the room.
Everyone listen to me.
We had ten pairs of scissors at half-past two,
And now there's only three.
Severn pairs of scissors
Disappeared from site.
Not one of you leaves
Till we find them.
We can stop here all night!
Scissors don't lose themselves,
Melt away or explode.
Scissors have not got
Legs of their own
To go running off up the road.
We really need those scissors,
That's what makes me mad.
If it was seven pairs
Of children we'd lost,
It wouldn't be so bad.
I don't want to hear excuses.
Don't anyone speak.
Just ransack this room
Till we find them.
Or we'll stop here...all week!
By Allan Ahlberg
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang
Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
By Spike Milligan